after a brutal week in the warehouse
i search my soul
ask why and how i find myself in this position
its the best answer i have right now to lifes questions
apparently i need money to live amongst people
no one yet believes in my dream
my dream to live on a string of couches
in a string of guest houses
a month a a time
a hundred hours of labor is what i offer
you, the capitalist, get me the worker
the consultant
the tutor
the babysitter
the gardener the cook
the lumberjack
the stablehand
the masseuse(GIRLS ONLY< SORRY HOMOS)
i have had every friggin job in the world
i may be the answer to your needs
we will find out in a months time
if you want more of my time, lets settle on a figure
with the rest of my time i can focus on getting my shit down
working the verbs
inventing an adverbial phrase or two
making nouns my bitches
catching up on the scribbled remains of what were once great thoughts
getting it down before the apocalypse
before the polar bears revenge virus hits humankind and wipes us out
a virus
deep in the permafrost
that becomes thawed as the icecaps melt
disturbed after millenia of frozen dormancy by first the russian oil explorers looking for oil bargains in the once frozen wasteland
then the american interests stir if up more
and then they blame each other for it as millions die
the key to the disease is found only in the blood of well fed wild polar bears
and theres only one of those
and he proves elusive to find
so they set out a team of commandos
led by darryl johston
wrestlings rock
of can you smelllll what the rock is cooking fame
he leads an international team of judo experts in a race against time
the russans are also pursuing this bear with their own team and snow mobile chases and oily carnage turn the icecaps black and then red with blood
with the russians infected and dying in droves and rioting, demanding that their govt nuke the usa because its our fault
similar events in the usa and in china,
they pit us against each other
hoping to pick up the pieces after a great war
instigating
president kasparov tries to hold off his hawkish old school russian dudes using every chess metaphor in his arsenal
what good is checkmate if the whole of the chessboard is a melted by atomic fire?
president schwarzenegger is in all his glory
founds the new NOT-C party
not communists
sounds like nazi tho to the israelis who try to assassinate the austrian oak
descendants of old nazi war criminals come out of hiding in argentina finally as argentina declares was on israel
and the chinese are behind it all
its written on some scrolls hidden in the great wall of china
written a thousand years ago
a patient plan
cunningly executed
and who will be in the sequel??