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Friday, October 29, 2010

THIS IS THE LAST OF IT!

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post # 500
100 posts a year for five years........

my grandfather ran away
my dad stayed
there were three young kids up there in hartford
as a result my father was raised by women
the maiden aunts who lived upstairs helped raise him and his sisters
his only escape was the priesthood
finally a place to be around men
to see how men act
men being men under the watchful eyes of a loving god
a god who taught you to love your fellow man
some of the more literal minded clergy helped my dad reconsider this career path
he disappointed his mother when he left
but he still sits down with no discomfort at all

my dad was raised by women and as a result he still wipes his ass while sitting on the toilet
my mother, on the other hand,
stands to wipe
i wipe as she taught me
standing
she was the only girl in a house full of men and a leave it to beaver goes to manhattan mother
wearing pearls to dinner
fashionable, aloof, cultured
cocktails at 4 sharp
uptown sophisticates who dined with senators
they were proud that they could hold their liquor
they sent my mom to brown

my lesbian confidante chuckles about that
"the brown mounds of brown" or something
my mom didnt deny it when i asked her about it at dinner
she said "you would too if all there were around you were brown men"
cue the cackles
my mother is a world class cackler

we can laugh about my fathers near escape with homosexuality and my mothers lesbian experiences because its healthier than repressing it
we laugh things out
it might seem cruel to todays object of derision but you gotta be tough at our dinner table
so tough that many people choose to stay away at holidays
to avoid the truth about themselves
because it will come out sooner or later
thats why im ending this blog here at 500 posts to start a new one
Dinnertabletruths
dinner table truths will be the reason my faily stops talking to me
they are too damned supportive of "my art"
yeah
so goodbye muse blog
500 is too many on any one thing
you helped me thru some shit
kept the insanity bubbling in my life
helped me start some shit
out

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

misery is not foreplay
except in the worst kinds of marraiges
anger is fun
who doesnt like an angry fuck?
we can all agree tho,
that we all can safely hate one kind of person
we all hate a miserable fuck
(and usually he brings it on himself)
yet....

some women think that a miseable man is a challenge
that they can cure it
mother it
love it away
if you find a woman who equates misery with sex then you are in trouble my friend
misery makes me horny baybee
tell me about your day ....
preying on the sordid details of our work relationships
yesss....
orgasmic
......... yesss.......ecstatic...

like the dark sith lord evil emporer on star wars feeds on hate
i dated his sister
misery is her thing
it makes her horny when she hears the rough patches
in your relationships with family
the law

she questions the foundations of your life
like water trickling around in the basement
just being water mind you
but water damage is accumulative

then boom, and you are calling a roofer, a plumber or worse, both
but they know a guy who can repour your foundation for you but he only takes cash

Friday, October 22, 2010

i roll out of bed with the working men
this friday morning
the coffee shoppe hotty is surprised
even more so when i head to the back room
"i've got work to do"
i say

the words fail to choke me

so here i sit

'working'

it all depends on how loose your definition of work is i guess
in the fantasy world i increasingly inhabit this is what passes for work
my job is to keep the the kittens away from the gumdrops
"bad kitty, shoo!'

maybe a shitty job would be good for my spirit
give me something to actively hate
a focus
mabe im onto something with my environmentally conscious sloth
my laziness might infuriate you but its good for the environment
my inaction is part of a larger entropic plan
my permanent siesta
my PSM
permanent siesta movement
the male form of PMS
where highly developed males rationalize sitting on their big fat asses
bean there, done that
time for a nap
take back the pillows!

Sunday, October 17, 2010

this is the point in the movie where the heroic alcoholic dumps the booze in the toilet and starts to take a sober look at what has become of his life
maybe its a crisis that makes our hero make this radical change in life
altering his body chemistry and makeup so drastically
eliminating alot of empty calories
no more stomach acid nights of sleepless alcoholic tossing and turning
and the booze was eating up valuable memoir writing time
its the age of the asshole
i want to have an asshole off
who is the biggest asshole on tv?
who is the biggest literary asshole?
ALOT of writers are assholes
asshole writers of america....
a series of interviews with writers doing press things
and the asshole answers to questions about his assholer....
your rape scenes have a vivd first person feel to them
how many have you goten away with cuz your a famous writer?
ill make you famous baybee
just let me slip it in your anus bay bee

the asshole expert
advanced assholery
a tool bag for tools

each show ends with the interviewee saying
are you calling me an asshole on tv?
really? and the wrestling match that occurs to try to smash my camera
have a camera that is made to be destroyed by the asshole
and have a second camera secretly filming the encounter
and secret cameras at the payoff
whe have footage of you at assholewriter dot com...

Saturday, October 02, 2010

post number 496
thoughts blossoming fragrantly

eleven hundred plus billionaires in the world
im going to publish a lifestyle magazine
for us billionaires only
gonna start a clothing line too
FUBO
the ubiquitous campaign
if you not in FOBOS YOU IN BOBOS

put the FOBO logo on bobos for the ultimate in camp as they are lauded on the runways in milan and paris and i must shoot on location there to make this documentary which is a documentary about a possible cinematic venture
take it on the road
live the movie of your life....

the bo bos of clothing
billionaire boys club revisited




THATS WHAT MY FIRST MUSICAL PRODUCTION IS ABOUT



FOBO



a bakeowski joint

opening number.....

yeah
theres 100 of us and these are the clothes we wear....geeee its swell to be a billionaire
so happy
and freeeeeee
gee its swell to be a billionaire
geee its swell to be meeeeeeeeee

yeahh....it's the ghetto spelling of mars moon phobos
as popularized by ya boi astro
the astropyshzzzzzzzzzz
music by.....swond boi killaz
fuck im a writer
lets blaze up and throw some words at each other
i need something interesting to do.....

write a song for each act
feature the songs in the musical
which is the blueprint for the best party ever on dec 21st 2010
these are the preliminary events that make this the greatest party ever.....

'''''-----abortive new biz idea******,,,,
still born
whose got time for this....
biz plan...take idea of rugbywhore to rollergirls
see who wants to really promote their sport...

music by black landlord- write a song for him...just for fun

a series of parties leading up to the final where to be admitted you must be wearing a teeshirt/cdedential for end of the world party.....
end of the world party song......

talking to a mayan in the sky
orange way up high
behind the grid which supports the blanket of this cosmos
the blanket kinda slipped
the mayan quite tightlipped
it seems to me now i was doing the all the talking
staring at that grid
wondring what it did
then noticing the torn blanket of this cosmos

then the mayan turned his head
glowing orange like the grid
and as he left he invited me to a party

"SPANISH ACCENTED END OF THE WORLD FREESTYLE RAP MASTERPIECE"------- to be SPAT after some fragrant floral embryo action

i love me some floral zygotes


END OF ACT ONE

II.

THE HOOD, BACK IN THE DAY

It's the backstreets....these boys grew up rough.....its the same yuppy ass looking billionare boys clubs dudes...and they are the toughest thing at the mall...
they roll into the arcade and womp on the dance machine better than everybody...taking out every other competitor....they go to malls and take on all comers...its a breaking war....you have been invited to a breaking war....all kindsa suburban jcrew dorks.....same clothes as in the badass movies....referencing sean penn movies
hes their hero
the movie "bad boys" is on in the background.....
sean penn is clubbing the dude with the pillowcase of sodacans....
in the movie hes played by eminem
who dressed like sean penn i badboys
and fetishized the actor creepily
and thats the blueprint for kinds which explains the video slim shady....
sean penn as an aging child rapper

how old were you when you started mr shady
i was five
expos e the early years
slim shady the early years
the unauthorized biography.....

which is my documentary idea
try to get slim shady to allow himself to be interviewed

i make my own documentary....cam corder at walmsrt is less than 40 bucks

TY CHINESE WORKER CAMP SLAVES!!!!!
TY FOR YOU SERVICE
they will have technological holidays named in your honor
you are the wired future
you are the electronic buzz that rings in your ears for hours after too much computer use
when the computers run the world
they will kill the chinese last
they are used to obeying orders there

the bsboys are going berserkoid...

have another SPRITE FELLA???? bam!

RC YOU SAY???? bam!

the overlapping media are in a bidding war to get me to create content for them ....
im a five tool entertainer
crooner, comic, writer, bartender, blogger, dart thrower, bowler, rugby player,

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my newest site is
critquing manifestos...from the riddler to the unabomber
its one of a five book set
last one is the next one from "the unicorn killer" to zodiac homocide.com
the website that tries to tell serial killers the best days to go hunting
pisces
better stay inside today the fbi may be in your neighborhood.....
libra
...new cellmate spooks your young FBI visitor. You can't be too brutal.
thor
god of mischeif bears watching this fortnight, sleep lightly, thunder imminent

i was the best looking man at walmart today
i did not support slave labor today
but my brother did
hes not as enlightened as i am
but hes never wrong
which comes in handy
ive known a couple of these guys in my life
read further in this installment i like to call...coffee with an asshole

nothing like seeing a little caffeine trigger the asshole avalanche