watching the video onslaught this weekend with mixed emotions
this man caused riots of hysterical love as a child
everyone wanted a piece of his ass
all he heard was you are the greatest
he tried to exocize his demons thru his art, but the songs and song titles and his appearance got freakier and freakier
you can gauge his growing insanity from his face as it becomes a rictus unmoving mask towards the end in an especially horrible gangster themed song where he dances with the guy from rush hour who was always the best dance imitator of the prince of pop
when the prince of pop had some humanity
before the lawsuits and lawyers drained the last vestiges of humainty from him

who didnt wonder just a tiny bit about the song just "beat it"?
are the really pantomimng the throwing of dice?
those rows and rows of hip pumping youngsters?
c'mon now
they should have never let elvis shake his hips on tv
let the genie out of the bottle
unloosed that satan into the world
have you been to a middle school dance lately?
have you ever pulled heard a grinding prepubescent lapdancer away from an older male only to hear them complain they just dancin?
man
they just dancin.... i
t is in baby steps when a society moves away from decency
every generations artists push the envelope a little farther that the last
lenny bruce
brittany
soon society becomes confusing to old fools like myself
how far do you push a boundary befopre you forget what the boundary was there to protect

how many generations does it take before the emporer fiddles as he eats polar bear sashimi and washes it down with oil on the rocks made from the the last of the glacier icecubes?

the only way this handbasket to armageddon changes course is if we all learn to speak mayan and start resurrecting that religion before december 21st, 2012 when their calender ends

get the sharp knives ready
prepare the sacrificial vergins
its the only tihng that can save us now with the ocean ph the way it is and the cows that are so so tasty adding more co2 to the air than even the chinese and indian nations are
what i propose is a reality show im a celebrity
sacrificial virgin
get me out of here
they were treated very niocely for the year before thier ultimate sacrifice
we still have time...

but we have to start learning mayan YESTERDAY
forget the starter hand charts and start focussing on something that can save the world
we can resume the poker game later
this is really happnin people

i saw this neat article and signed up for the philly naked bike ride
sounds like fun
theres a letter to the editor in the same issue where they talk about bike safe houses along the way where you can hide from cops if they arrive to hassle
this is REAL ACTIVISM
might do some pushups
might lose teaching prospects....
might invite my mom along....

http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2009/06/11/put-a-sock-on-it

tapdancing for change on the corner
getting by on tiny part time jobs
this economy makes one think on one's feet
on the occasions i do print out a resume and actively seek work
the scene is always the same

a cafe full of applicants with folders in front of them
trying to look perky, unworried
a harried hostess who throws yours on pile a mile high
and then the feeling of blessed relief
the warm embrace of failure
it would be too complex to explain your life to this manager
in terms he or she would understand
to explain the efficiency in your life
efficiency that is often taken for laziness by others
others who do not see the genius,
the tae kwon do principles

i use lifes energy against it,
as it engages me
i do not actively engage life
that would require choices and actions
actions which have been shown time and again to be futile
i wont hide from life,
but im not crashing through it either
waving a flashlight around
hollering
scaring the natives

what if i found a real job
the horror
had to shave regular
get a haircut
the horror

i am content to take the slices of life that float by

still cocky enough to think that if i HAD to get a job
to feed some kids or pay for some womans love
I COULD
i could voluntarily torture myself on a daily basis
like in the warehouse
i could force myself to bite my toungue and play well with others
i could endure the outrageous slings and arrows if i had to
but it goes against my true nature
and it makes me drink more and get fat
when i transform into MR WORKINGMAN
booze become a neccessary part of my daily routine
when im employed i become very friendly with happy hour barkeeps
to take the edge off
to make the horror go away
to quiet the rage beast within
the one that wants to mangle stomp and burn
when im employed my weight skyrockets and my health declines

its better for everyone that i dabble with work instead of plunging into it
a little dab will do me

now if i can find someone to do me
that would be neat
sending out universal vibe now
the recorded female voice of the universe kicks in

"Thankyou for your recent vibrations of love. Do to heavy vibe volume we are unable to process your request at this time, however your vibes are very important to the universe and have been logged, noted and filed away for future consideration. Have a groovy day."

ideas are bubbling along these days
its a strange correlation between the flow of my ideas and my mood in general

recently, it occured to me
that i can be very fun to be
so thats the man that you will see
if you're one of the bitches stalking me

the man still wants a piece of me
but he will still want tomorrrow
my life is run the way i like to do it
with my own peculiar efficiencies and conceits
like
keeping everything simple
its the basic principle in every self help book
in every manual of every training room
dont just keep throwing shit into your life likes it a long island iced tea or some bastrard cousin of it
the kitchen sink of drinks
the shangra la...
yeah, do a little research on them
long island ice teas were invented at bahr mittsphahavahs where they got their kids good and drunk so they can learn how to take advantage of people in college when they are learning to drink heavily for the first time and are starting to make decisions
a poifecct business opportunity..
the man is tricky with his little machines
and if indeed that IS the case
and the world is that tightly monitored
its a shame
because the ideas are really flowing now and i can feel the breakthrough dead ahead
first,
however i must increase my typing speed so it doesnt take forever to spout out this nonsense
right now i think and type like neanderthallus
thats the problem
i need a computer keyboard with sandwich bread slice sized keys for these ham hands of mine

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bettering themselves thru education
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and evaluate your understanding of these books for you
for a price
at the end you get a scrap of paper in a fancy frame and you are good to go
go out there young man
get yourself a job
at my office in our production studio
you are a writer now for a hit tv show
you will bring young college vibe attitude to the scripts
keep it real

go see your uncle, he needs another vp of sales
a friend of mine
or u against the cold cruel world

yeaaahhh
so my time will be spent amusi9ng myself working
if the job isnt funny
i dont want it
i have four funny part time jobs now
if i was cooler and the economy was better i coulda had a fifth one to go with them
but my boy took that
he needed the money
and im way down that list
asked him if he knew any reliable trustworthy drivers
didnt say me
a function of the economy more than a function of my integrity
i hope
i also hope to get one like that one in the future
too much to do a little bit
thats the job i want
the overpaid lazy guy who just has to have common sense
and free afternoons

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