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Tuesday, July 31, 2007

as a protest and a celebration of my own manly fortitude i announce a hunger strike
when the warden meets my terms i shall again eat
the warden knows the meal i plan on eating
when she sits down we can begin rational discussion of our problem
i need to lose some weight anyway
im reading this great book about some hiker/idealist who starved to death in a bus in alaska
his ideals were close to mine
he rejected societies insistence that you work
i too am an idealist and have my ideas on how the world should work and im not afraid to stand by my principles
so the hunger strike begins
fluids only
my last meal was last night with the warden
my next meal will be the warden
or in heaven with tupac and biggie and jim morrison and jimi and bukowski
its all mental
the human body can go a month without food
im ready
im starving
and im in love

Saturday, July 28, 2007

work has entered a new phase for me
negativity is the coin of the realm there
so ima gonna be mr positive
the warehouse will become a "care" house
we're warehouse guys
we care
wecarehouse
we are here to help
yeah
because that hate shit is energy sapping
everyone talks shit about everyone else and has little feuds and dramas
and its easy to get sucked into
transcendance is what we are after
as practice
for future transcendances
i will transcend work dramas
and be painfully positive
and never say a bad word about anyone
spin it
like tony snow
master the art of spin
its a marketable skill
then im a big
a capitalist
a mover and shaker
yeah
or i could just focus on transcending another fault next
once ive become a kind gentle person
the kind who says
aww thats too bad
when a miseable prick would laugh
once ive transcended the miseable prick part of me
and become infinitely more loveable in the process
more human
i will then transcend my other flaw
the ironic distance i have kept from humanitry for the last decade or so has been research
now i will analyze the research for a decade or so
then act on it for the rest of my life
ok
so theres the ten year plan
provide an analysis of an organisms response to stress
the causes of the stress
the equation
rugby + or - love + or - money + or - family = happiness/survival/bliss
the famous hsb equation
where do your duties lie?
at various times i
have emphasized one or more
somewhere in there will be the equation that leads to soulcrushing depression
we will find a way to avoid that
while that research was fun and informative
the rich emotional tapestry of soulcrushing depression will be sent to the drycleaners
perhaps never to be picked back up
fire up the looms
the loon needs a new emotional tapestry
the other one was a little too rich for his diet
add some extra tranquility to this one
yeah

saw bully-ass bill maher last nite on hbo
"comedy"
hes picking on our poor retarded decider
never was a barrel of fish so full
it stopped being funny three years ago
im glad someone can profit from misery
bill maher found a way to turn a buck
good for him
hes safely out of the downwardly spiralling middle class
into the lower levels of the upper class
if he can keep amusing us with wry observations
we may forget to be pissed off

i tried to tell some his "jokes" today
i wasnt as funny
the jokes sounded like facts when i said them

maybe thats why he's a professional comedian

he knows how to make a national tragedy hilarious
if we forget to be pissed off then we may forget about our right to assemble
the right to assemble was a motherfucker in history
cuz when the brits were trying to keep hold
a bunch of people meeting could only be talking about one thing
raising their concerns
concerns of a distant class of rulers
a set of rulers disco neck ted

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the tales of disco-neck-ted, revolutionary
his name is ted
and his head
just keeps bob bob bobbin along
hes got disco neck
he hears a beat where no one else does
thursdays at nine see the hilarious misadventures of a self-styled new age revolutionary
his specialty
revolutionary dance moves
powerful choreography that just makes people think

i was raised not to pick on the less fortunate
so i pick on capitalist celebrity asswipe bill maher

Sunday, July 15, 2007

tw0 hundred and fifty seven posts and im not famous yet
o well i tried
its hard to be the greatest undiscovered philospher/life-coach/muse/lover/gambler in the world
i am a walking hat store
i cant wear them all at once
even my head is not that big
though ginormus
not quite ginormus enough
id like to officially welcome the new word to the world
i can see how merriam would allow it
but websters?
what have you done , he who is not gary coleman
what have you wroght
and now have used the word ginormus as much as i ever will
its a young persons word
hugetastic , however was not added to the lexicon
niether was fartsexy
fartsexy is more of a hyphenate anyways
if you believe in hyphens
and other forest creatures