i might have to pay someone to fuck a dude up on saturday
its possible that i have a window of opportunity
to slow him down
i want him to hurt on sunday
maybe beatig him will hurt the most
since he is financing the team
so he can talk shit about being a national rugby champion
and he has the bankroll
but to have him limping physically
and mentally
and spiritually
that would be the trifecta
the payoff
i dont know alot of rich dudes
ive given alot of them food and drin
ive fucked a few of their daughters
this dude bothers me
i want to make sure he is in pain on sunday
and thereafter

SO
to use his tool against him
to use the power of money to hurt him

the ultimate karmic payback

so i will offer to buy one shot and one beer
FOREVER
to the dude that ends his game

YEAH
that dog will hunt

my latest girlfriend thinks shes hurting me

mosquito bites on a cajun

i had a couple crocs try to rip limbs off me
before

when i was younger

when i had hope

when i believed in womankind

today

im cagier than a coppola nephew who has become a film star

she penetrated a layer or three of my love onion
but im an old old onion
and.... geez
ive been hurt by love terrorists before


THIS bitch is kind
THIS bitch is nice
THIS bitch cares about her impact
HER IMPACT on a tender man
and i could love her someday
but thats in the future
today
what she is
what is she
shes just another confused sexy goddess with bad timing
maybe really good timing for her

hanging out with peedy crack at the tgif
the tgif where i used to work
the one where allen iverson would come in
and id fuck with him
because thats what i do
i told peedy crack
the rapper
the rocafella recording star
the heavily tattooed gangsta
who rolls with beanie segal and freeway
beanie who sings
"who the fuck want what?"
with a " dillinger in his sleeve"
i told peedy
i mean
mr crack
how i got fired
i said
mr crack
no offense
but i lost my job teaching english in north philly
because i said these three words
words i heard
900 times a day
900 times a day
5 days a week
two and a half years of this
i say it once and im gone
what you say says peeedy
i mean
mr crack
these three words
bitch asss nigubbb
crack cracks up
cracks heavily tattooed gangsta roadie cracks up
saying
thats the funniest shit i ever heard
900 times a day
i told them about challenging the bitch ass niggubb to a fight and that he could bring two friends
and they just laffed harder
and im not saying
the R word
im saying nigg ubbb
its the way respectful white homies who really understand drop the n bomb without gettin killed

i know im not the one in the most pain today
monday
two days after rugby
so what they are in their 20s and 30s
im a mean 43
and i know i gave more punishment that i recieved
so i shall continue
i had to man up in the scrums
it was me and a bunch of small new guys against alotta big fellers
but thankfully there is still some skill and leverage involved in the scrum
and against all odds we held our own
even stole a ball or two
we gave up four hundred punds in the scrums easy
my front row mates were both under five six
which may have helped
and they did have low centers of gravity
the other coach was going crazy
telling his team to push us around
i dont see why youre not going eight man shove every time
which made me get lower
and focus more
i hate going backwards
then i caught a guy with a really cheapish hit
he was the opposite prop
i wanted to soften him up a little more
i saw his side of beef right there
arms in the maul
pushing, drifting my way
looming
right under the ribs with my enormus head and a two to three step head of steam
oooof
he went
minute
he squeaked
i need a minute
he said when he caught his breath
i begin to chuckle evilly
and i am on the right side of the pain equation on a monday after rugby
all is right in the world

the weather broke and it was glorious here in towne
50 degrees and sunny
you could smell the pussy in the air
women airing it out after a long winter
the breezes finally wending their way up skirts again
low riding sweatpants
lycra lycra lycra
me with my toungue out
drooling
snuffling like a bloodhound on the trail
losing the trail briefly
snuffling ever more frantically
back on the scent again
spring makes me incredibly horny
plus ive lost about twenty pounds so i feel pretty sexy anyway
less sluglike everyday
my roof is gonna get a good workout soon
me and my baby on the roof with some reefer a blanket and some wine
all i need to do is convince her that shes mine
that she cant live without me

every tackle i make on the rugby field
i will be muttering
under my breat
take that
manger guy
ohh yeah
u aint talkling shit now are ya
and with my dyke posse on the dsielines
i will strike a blow for freedom
or something

the problem is greed
which is survivals retarded cousin
there is surviving
then theres criminal excess
time to start prosecuting
the pigs
before they decide we need to cull the population a little
with a nother world war
or a disease
mother nature might beat the greedfucks to the punch
as she cures herself of her human infestation
quite interesting days we live in
quite interestin
i have a front row seat to the apocalypse
on cable tv
the poor in other countries are revloting and getting shot for their trouble
where life is still cheap
the words of the masters
our pavlovian system of governenment
shut up
pay us for your degree or title
and live off the fat of the land
we will sell you the keys to the kingdom
many times over
keys to bigger and bigger slivers of the pie which our masters own 95 percent of
the kindly arab sultans of olde who keep thier money in the stock exchange to keep this country floating
this country which is their enemy
but which makes them the masters of their little corners of the world
so they agree to work together
the enemy of my enemy is my friend
i am rich
my enemy is the poor
but they are still allowed to shoot the poor in second and third world countries
its only here where violence had been systemitized
beuracrasized
civilized violence and doubletalking leaders
watch out for the bullets if you speak up
thats the price of our system
you cant fight the power these days
theyll make you dissappear
yeah the governemt shot tupac
he was the next leader
so they sent in their agents
in drug dealers clothing
co opting his mind with the best cannibis
feuling his paranoia with money and power
like they do with the rockstars
here ya go
you can change the world
or have this pile of drugs and this firm young flesh
and these millions
which now make you a target
which make you need the kind of protection only a swiss banker can supply

in the seminal tract of the star trek philosophy a superman from the 90's
the most turbulent time in earth history
when dictators ruled and wiped out excess population
KHAN was KING
but he was overcome by a space jew shatner
who used a vacuum machine drpaery attachment to hit the superman in the solar plexus and then slowly beat him into unconciousness
becaue even tho kahn could benr a phaser in his handss and had five times the strngth of kirk
kirk was just a little trckier
you cannot beat the space jew
and you cant out act him either
tho ricardo montleblan tried

hitler rolled over in his grave when this episode was aired
it is a little known fact that hitlers visions of the future were really just episodes of star trek he was seeing dreams of star trek that drove him quite crazy