my efficiency is often mistaken for laziness
i can often see the best way through things
being single the most efficient thing is to flirt with all women
while i may lose a little on the
hottie feeling special meter
i win when im noticed by the fairer sex
and if anyone dares flirt back
i have measures to take
conversational forays to bring to the front
heavy artillery laying in wait
days months years down the road
im just waiting for a hottie to return serve
no underhand lobs here
im talking serena style service
im talking power
im talking speed
im a bulldozer with racing stripes and flames painted on the sides
i was jacked to the hilt until the show got cancelled
i was sure wonderment would happen tonight in nyc
but the show was cancelled by dastardly neighbors of the joint
citing noise violations
i was ready to get my philistine scene on
gonna get all biblical on some hot one
i can feel it coming in the air tonight
maybe global warming is throwing off my instincts
or maybe
and mre likely
the little refugee cat in heat
that i just adopted with her offspring
is just making me think more about love
as she yowls and raises her tail in vain

calling all party people
black landlord at the pussycat lounge
NYC titty bar/live music venue
someone loan me some money for lapdances
new york style
friday, december 28th
ill be broke on the 29th!