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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

i may just start doing the stock exchange again
research
for my book about rich assholes
ill get benefits
and if i can keep from punching some rich fucks teefusses
down his TROAT
ill be ok
the thing about the job is its mindless
ill be needing to thing deep thoughts
to pass the time
planning the getaway
hell, maybe i can persuade some rich fuck to let me run his bar
or open the rugby bar
and franchise it after a bit
the nice folks at merril lynch will buy my pills so i dont stroke out
and ill have time to plan
be in a spot where degenerate gamblers roll big
learn from them steal their best moves
learn from their mistakes
and if im gonna have to earn money i may as well be surrounded by it
if money is so frigggin important
may as well work at ground zero

Monday, September 18, 2006

im watching too much tv and its starting to bother me
specifically one commercial
its about a bear in the woods
hes a tame bear and must be reaclimated to the wild
i thinks its disney
anyway this bear is your classic fish out of water
hes hilariously unable to survive in the woods without the help of his pal
so the thing i dont care for is just one line
the bear, voiced by martin lawrence says to his pal
bros before does
a clever rewording of the gangsta rap maxim
bros before hos
and i guess its important to keep it street
to keep it real
and maybe you are clever enough to distract your nephew from it
or change the topic and maybe its not so bad
i mean, a kids gotta learn about mysogyny somewhere
why not from disney
its a sanitized mysogyny
mysogyny lite
its the next battle in the culture wars
being gay is now ok
next we will embrace the racists and mysogynists
poor unthinking products of society
is it their fault they grew up in a trailer?
can you really hold their views against them?
its important for kids to learn that you cant trust women
i mean they are conditioned by their mommies to think women are goddesses
so the messenger is a animated bear
and the message is bros before does
man power baybee
mens rights
its the beginning of a movement
i appluad disney in its efforts to unmask this terrible scourge of our society
a does place is in the glen
cloven hoofed and pregnant
im a stag AND i vote
but, seriously
these animated tales have become the nations babysitters
and maybe, just maybe, after watching it fifty times it starts to sink in
who knows how much conditioning is needed these days?
now you got gangstas in the babysitting business
first will smiths comedic take on sir mixalot in the animated fish movie
now this
bros before does
unless baybee got back
thens its all good
knawmeen?

Thursday, September 14, 2006

my sitcom will be based in a nursing home
a nursing home with old hippies in it
who are growing pot in one of the rooms
thats the extent of my witing these days
one or two sentences
one idea
i guess the words miss the booze
43 years old yesterday
a new frontier
a new year to waste
more precious time to waste
yeah the gift of life
i should be working
doing something
instead of collecting unemployment
as if working is not a bigger waste of your life
i breathe the sweet air of freedom
for two more months
before i have to sell out my soul to the man again
for filthy filthy lucre
cleanig my ass and armpits for a pittance
maybe even tieing on a tie
oh the wonders ill see in the working world
i think thats a line from a doctor seuss book
maybe the title
"the things you'll see"
i need to rewrite it and make it about work
and modern times
a book about work for kids
to really scare them
give them a preview of their life
with modern nutrition and medicines combining to keep people alive longer
the retirement age will be 90 soon
25 years in the workforce made sense when everyone had heart attacks at 60 and died
now we survive them
so you better line up that walmart job pappy
better find something you dont mind doing for fifty more years

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

sobriety is ruining my blogging
i have no interest in it when im sober or not hungover
it looks stupider, somehow
more self-indulgent
more like a colossal waste of time

but what good is time if you aint wasting it?
i mean, come on
where are you going so fast?
with all that energy invested in staying busy
productive futility

sold on to the idea that the future is all yours
so suffer today
it'll all pan out in the end
follow your dreams and goals
trust that this society somehow stays together long enough for you to enjoy the fruits of your labors
your precious, hard gathered fruit
that inflation is eating alive

so you work harder
get a second job
work overtime
only to be hard taxed by the man who needs money for more bullets
and then they change the rules to help their rich buddies cheat the same taxman
that you aint gotta prayer of beating

im sure this funhouse will go on
why wouldnt it?
too many people are making too much money
and most can make just enough not to be rioting in the streets
burning humvees
and eating the succulent pampered flesh of the drivers
kobe beef gets massaged so it stays tender
humvee owners get massages too
i have a great recipe for rich asshole souffle'
you have to marinate it in skunk urine for a week to get the taste of evil out of the meat
but after that its a pretty simple recipe
freeze it to kill the corruption in the flesh
then prepare the meat like you would any other

but the riots aint starting anytime sson
it hurts your chances of getting a job with benefits
so, play their game
dont cannibalize them
they could put in a good word for you with some other rich ahole
they'll always need someone to serve them drinks in their pleasure palaces in the sky
things arent as bad as they seem
walmart rules
learn to speak chinese, arabic or indian
be ready to serve your new monied masters of the universe in their own lingo
youll have a leg up on the competition
obey authority
can i take your order?
you want hummus with that?